I believe I can fly. I believe I can post a Sketcharoo. These goals are achievable, if I only trust in my abilities. Written on November 10, 2009, by Zack.

[UPDATE: Here's the deal. I just wanted to draw a guy with hands coming out of his head, and the guy I came up with ended up looking incredibly smug. So, I thought it would be funny if I wrote "CONFIDENCE" under him, as though his handtlers made him unbearably self-assured. And it was funny, [...]

Yo’ mama so ugly, she ruined the country. Written on November 25, 2008, by Zack.

I’d like to be serious for a moment, if I may. There is a silent epidemic raging throughout this great land of ours*, a plague that strikes both young and old alike and could, in time, lead to population decrease and widespread nausea. I’m speaking of ugliness. Now, I don’t mean inner ugliness, a blight [...]