Look, mummy! There’s an aerophant up in the sky! Written on June 13, 2011, by Zack.

Let me be first to admit I’m not clear on what exactly is happening here. I believe the tiny pachydermnaut’s rocketpack’s busted. So he’s sought the help of a lady space mechanic to address the issue. But she’s in a panic, not expecting a visit from a mammal that flies (though her job and environs would suggest [...]

Carnival Barker 2: Electric Tattoo Written on August 3, 2010, by Zack.

Before landing a job as a 2-D artist at Her Interactive, I was a copywriter with Logos Bible Software. It was a miserable experience and I don’t want to talk about it why did you even bring it up? Needless to say, writing marketing copy for evangelism handbooks written by Kirk Cameron wasn’t really super artistically fulfilling. [...]

I believe I can fly. I believe I can post a Sketcharoo. These goals are achievable, if I only trust in my abilities. Written on November 10, 2009, by Zack.

[UPDATE: Here's the deal. I just wanted to draw a guy with hands coming out of his head, and the guy I came up with ended up looking incredibly smug. So, I thought it would be funny if I wrote "CONFIDENCE" under him, as though his handtlers made him unbearably self-assured. And it was funny, [...]

Yo’ mama so ugly, she ruined the country. Written on November 25, 2008, by Zack.

I’d like to be serious for a moment, if I may. There is a silent epidemic raging throughout this great land of ours*, a plague that strikes both young and old alike and could, in time, lead to population decrease and widespread nausea. I’m speaking of ugliness. Now, I don’t mean inner ugliness, a blight [...]