Back to School Written on May 6, 2013, by Zack.

Growing up, I missed out on a lot of those traumatizing childhood experiences charitably described as “character-building.” Never broke a limb, never had braces, never broke a limb while struggling to detach my braces from the braces of my first kiss. Never saw Mac and Me. And I never had to ride the school bus. [...]

One Christmas At A Time Written on November 20, 2012, by Zack.

As you may have gathered from my weekly podcast, “Feeding Ducks, with Zack & Quackers,” I maintain a pretty low-key lifestyle. Of the punk life trifecta—sex, drugs, rock and roll—only that last element sounds appealing, because it conjures up images of me enjoying a warm roll. Actually, our mutual fondness for bread is the [...]

LOAfing around Written on September 17, 2012, by Zack.

Been messing around in Adobe Illustrator lately, getting reunited with the program so’s I can be a more attractive prospect to potential employers (see also: my new perm). Halfway through doodling this fellow, I remembered my classmate’s magazine LOAf was hosting a bread-hat bonanza on their blog. Une croissant grand later, and viola. But what’s that [...]

My Etsy Print Shop Returns! Written on July 11, 2012, by Zack.

Yes yes ya’ll, the Zack Rock Print Shop has returned! Currently featuring five 5″ x 7″ visual delicacies for your discerning eyeball palate, each print is signed, sealed and delivered by your’s truly (with the help of millions of postal employees). And at only $10 a pop, you can buy all five and still have [...]

Remember the Something Something… Written on November 1, 2011, by Zack.

A while back, I created a shirt design for Shirt.Woot, an awesome t-shirt company that releases one design a day on discount to whomever is lucky enough to visit the site before it sells out. As you can see, my idea was a riff off the old Memory game, only with memorable historical events instead [...]