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Back to School

Growing up, I missed out on a lot of those traumatizing childhood experiences charitably described as "character-building." Never broke a limb, never had braces, never broke a limb while struggling to detach my braces from the braces of my first kiss. Never saw Mac and Me.

And I never had to ride the school bus. So my entire understanding of how they operate is as follows: A) their wheels go round and round, and B) they are fueled by the ear-abusing shrieks of their delinquent passengers.

Little wonder, then, that when I got the assignment for The Normal School's Spring issue with the co-themes of "cutting class" and "4-H club," the first thing that came to mind was a bus stocked with clamorous farm animals. It's pure coincidence that both school kids and barnyard animals are ecstatic Beliebers.

The issue's on newsstands now, so if you like quality literature and goats, snatch this up ASAP!

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One Christmas At A Time

 

As you may have gathered from my weekly podcast, “Feeding Ducks, with Zack & Quackers,” I maintain a pretty low-key lifestyle. Of the punk life trifecta—sex, drugs, rock and roll—only that last element sounds appealing, because it conjures up images of me enjoying a warm roll. Actually, our mutual fondness for bread is the only reason Quackers and I can still do the podcast, and if I were honest with myself there’s really nothing left for me in that relationship.

Hence, there was no small amount of shock and chamomile tea spilling when I received a call from the gem-encrusted cell phone of bona fide rock star John Roderick (of The Long Winters fame). Evidently, he and fellow guitargonaut Jonathan Coulton had grounded their golden pleasurecopters long enough to collaborate on an album of Christmas music, and wished to secure my services for the front and back covers. Having met the two under totally normal circumstances a month prior, I knew this was a great opportunity to work with a couple of swell guys who—if I played my cards right—might just share with me the secret of facial hair husbandry (Note: they did not).

Now, I realize for many of you, Christmas music is Proustian invitation to bask in the warm memories of yuletides past, to be quaffed with nogalcoholic abandon as soon as the last fiber of Thanksgiving turkey is pried from the bone. I understand. I have a similar reaction Marvin Hamlisch’s score for Seems Like Old Times. However, I nonetheless find 99.4% of all Christmas songs to be cloying miscarriages of sound, and spend most of December wishing my superpower was “retractable ears” instead of “parellel parking.”

Not so with Roderick and Coulton’s “One Christmas At A Time.” Whether it be the anthem to video game gifting, “2600,” or the universally-applicable “Christmas In Jail,” every song on the album gets me right in my two sizes too small heart. My only misgiving is that the meeting of Jonathan Coulton and The Long Winters wasn’t christened “The Jonathan Winters.” Missed opportunity, that.

To get your copy of “One Christmas At A Time,” sally forth to the order page. And while any edition of the record is a Christmas miracle, word on the sleet is the special edition box set is especially suffuse with holiday cheer.

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LOAfing around

Been messing around in Adobe Illustrator lately, getting reunited with the program so's I can be a more attractive prospect to potential employers (see also: my new perm). Halfway through doodling this fellow, I remembered my classmate's magazine LOAf was hosting a bread-hat bonanza on their blog. Une croissant grand later, and viola. But what's that you say? You've never heard of LOAf? Why, it's only the UK's most exciting children's comic magazine and art workshop! Well, it will be the UK's most exciting children's comic magazine and art workshop once they receive enough funds to get the project off the ground. If comics and happiness are your thing, considering giving to LOAf this week before time runs out on their fundraiser.

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My Etsy Print Shop Returns!

Yes yes ya'll, the Zack Rock Print Shop has returned! Currently featuring five 5" x 7" visual delicacies for your discerning eyeball palate, each print is signed, sealed and delivered by your's truly (with the help of millions of postal employees). And at only $10 a pop, you can buy all five and still have money left over for a Lamborghini (I'm assuming you started with $376,050)! SUCH A DEAL!

So visit today, and let me know what you think: www.etsy.com/shop/ZackRock

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