I hear his backing band has a great horn section Written on September 14, 2011, by Zack.

Would you buy a picturebook about a goat who’s a farmer but desperately wants to be a world famous crooner like his purple tuxedo-wearing hero Frank Snoutra (“The Velvet Hog”)? Circle one: YES / NO

Field Guide To Critical Birds, Entry #12: Lesser Williamsburg Warbler Written on September 6, 2011, by Zack.

How To ID: Lesser Williamsburg Warblers* Found nursing hangovers amongst city arbors Their life ambitions are vague and quixotic Their t-shirts and mustaches: all ironic Subsists on a diet of warm PBR Tries to migrate on fixies (though never gets far) Will often fall prey to nasty fauxhawks Never chirps, only taps out a tweet [...]