Japan, can we talk about something? First off, I want you to know that I love you, I think you're a wonderful country and you've got a lot to offer the world. Anybody would be lucky to have you as their home. And I want you to know that what I'm about to say comes from a place of concern for you, I'm not trying to be mean or hurtful.
Japan, you need to stop dressing up your cats. Stop dressing them up. Just stop. And for the love of all that's good and holy stop making game shows about dressing cats up. And if you insist on dressing up your cats and making game shows about dressing up your cats please DO NOT DRESS UP LIKE A CAT YOURSELF ON THE GAME SHOW.
That's sartorial harassment, and they don't have to take it.
Anyone interested in how an abomination like this painting gets created, I've made the below animation of my process. Enjoy!
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