Yee-haw! This is the chili you’ve been waitin’ for! With 79% more beans than the other brands, Chili the Kid is packed with what you need to get a hoedown going at the dinner table! So cut some cheese and serve it quick enough to break the wind, ‘cause yer family’ll be barking like spiders for Chili the Kid!
Ingredients: Beans, a different kind of beans, musical fruit, "meat," meat flavoring, lentils, Gefilte fish (for some reason), carbonated chili sauce, gunpowder, horse whispers, Texas toast, Kansas toast, mustache clippings
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