Haha, Cow-A-Mel! That pun hurts so bad, I need to be taken to the eMOOgency room! Oh, hahaha! Sorry, I shouldn't double up bad puns like that, it's COWruel of me! OH BOY, HAH HAH HAH! I'm dying here, someone pray for BOVINE intervention! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I seriously can't believe how horrible some of these cow-related puns are. I would never drop a rotten egg like that in my personal work.
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