Would if you cud. Written on September 30, 2010, by Zack.

For this piece, I felt the bull’s personal testimony really sold the consumer on the idea of eating a product named after a wet clump of grass that’s been previously digested in a cow’s stomach. It was originally going to be a sexy girl, but I thought, nah. I don’t trust a sexy girl with [...]

Apocalypse Cow Written on September 29, 2010, by Zack.

Haha, Cow-A-Mel! That pun hurts so bad, I need to be taken to the eMOOgency room! Oh, hahaha! Sorry, I shouldn’t double up bad puns like that, it’s COWruel of me! OH BOY, HAH HAH HAH! I’m dying here, someone pray for BOVINE intervention! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I seriously can’t believe how horrible some of these cow-related [...]

Inflated Expectations Written on September 27, 2010, by Zack.

The mascot for the Wickford’s flagship product, Koko Krinkles, is a cow. Hence, there’s going to be a LOT more cow-related candy names coming down the pike in the coming days. Just a head’s up. This piece was done, however, after I had already got completely sick of coming up with new cow permutations, and [...]

Squirrels Gone Wild Written on September 27, 2010, by Zack.

Drewsday?! On a Monday?! What kinda mixed-up world is this?! THE BEST KIND. To make up for the weeks of silence on the blog, I’ve dedicated this week entirely to Drewsdays. Well, Monday through Friday, at least. You should really be outside on Saturday. And Sunday, well. That’s Godsday. Unlike the product art I’ve recently [...]

On The Rack Written on September 1, 2010, by Zack.

Doing things a bit differently this Drewsday. Since I totally dropped the ball last week, and since this week’s Drewsday is a full day late, I’ve decided to post SEVEN products for you – seven magical magazines no self-respecting convenience store owner can hope to succeed without. The catch is, none of these actually feature any illustrations [...]