Mad Mermen Written on November 17, 2008, by Zack.
You know, I been hearing a lot of naysayers and glass-half-emptiers shouting something about the world accelerating toward its ultimate destruction. And it’s not that I disagree with their predictions, no the science is pretty clear the world is hosed. It’s just I don’t know why that’s such a bad thing! See, they can cry and whine about the end of the world as we know it, but if they’d put a little positivity in their perspective they’d recognize that one man’s apocalypse is another man’s gateway to exciting new markets! So, I’ve decided to get a head start on things:
By the way, the Goldie the Mermaid position is open, so feel free to send your qualifications, including measurements and how long you can hold your breath, to zack@zackrock.com. Thanks!
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My new favorite ZRock illustration.
Love it! Back to the retro future.
And what if General Marine lands in hot water and comes calling for a bailout? Will we buy it a bucket?
As the manufacturer of The Neptune, I’d like to report that the first models available for purchase should arrive in 20-25 years, possibly sooner depending on customer demand and environmental factors, much later if Al Gore is a pratt.
finally, fins on a car makes sense.
Hold my breath? How can I hold my breath when Goldie snatches it the moment I see her. Swoon.