Mad Mermen

Monday Sketcharoo!

You know, I been hearing a lot of naysayers and glass-half-emptiers shouting something about the world accelerating toward its ultimate destruction. And it's not that I disagree with their predictions, no the science is pretty clear the world is hosed.  It's just I don't know why that's such a bad thing! See, they can cry and whine about the end of the world as we know it, but if they'd put a little positivity in their perspective they'd recognize that one man's apocalypse is another man's gateway to exciting new markets! So, I've decided to get a head start on things:

The Neptune

By the way, the Goldie the Mermaid position is open, so feel free to send your qualifications, including measurements and how long you can hold your breath, to Thanks!